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A repeated knock awoke me at my door at around 9 am or so. Concerned but expected, whoever was at my door was finally here to slaughter...

This is from two days ago: I woke up today at around 10 am to a combination of various animal noises. Domesticated parrots are acceptable...

I've traveled 5,550 miles to Uruguay by myself with a three-hour layover in Chile to stay at an off-the-grid organic farm in which I'll...

There is no form of appropriate means to introduce a figure of such eccentricity as Anita Crackinstuff. A brief disclosure upon our first...