Friendless blogger

Hey guys! I guess I'm now a big blogger guy like uhh all the other big bloggers that are famous and everyone knows. To come clean, (That's NYC slang) excessive boredom has forced me into this position of taking to Wix to express my ideas and opinions. Most posts will be poorly written as my editor is on vacation, indefinitely. In terms of a literary sense, my writing is like watching Joe Dirt, it's awful but raunchy. Some fun facts about me are I'm a great opera singer and can count to 100. Blogging is something I've truly resented for a substantial amount of time as it only reminds me of bad suburban memories like Newtown Moms Unite and The Newtown Patch. Yeah Newtown Moms Unite, go gossip about me now on your private chatroom. You don't scare me!